I did not eat a huge piece of chocolate cake for breakfast declaring I deserved it due to the extremely fussy and sick babies that have stressed me out the past few days. Nope Not Me!
I did not have to make the same bottle 3 times because I was so distracted I couldn't remember the number of scoops of formula I put in it. . . 3 times! Nope Not Me!!
I did not stick my finger up my babies nose to finally remove the hard boogie that hard been there the entire morning. I would never do that! Not Me!
I have not used Baby Einstein to keep my babies content at least 3 times a day for the past week. I, the person who declared the babies would have no TV, would never do that. Nope Not Me!!!